Guddu and Charlie (Shahid Kapoor in a double role) are identical twins who have grown up in the streets of Mumbai. Both brothers have a speech impediment – Charlie has a lisp, while Guddu stutters in his speech.
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On her 18th birthday, Bella Swan wakes up from a dream in which she sees herself as an old woman. She expresses her distaste with growing older than her boyfriend Edward Cullen, a vampire who stopped aging at 17. Edward’s family throws Bella a birthday party. While unwrapping a gift, Bella gets a paper cut, which causes Edward’s adoptive brother, Jasper, to be overwhelmed by her blood’s scent and attempt to kill her. Realizing the danger he and his family pose to Bella, Edward decides to end their relationship, and the Cullens move away from Forks, Washington.
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A girl with a knack for easing the pain of break-ups moves into the matchmaking business in this romantic comedy starring Amanda Crew. When it comes to crumbing relationships, Britney is the girl people call on to deliver that final blow with a little finesse.
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Drop it drop it low girl [ many times!]
This is for (Polows?) bitches
for money making bitches
all my ladies throw your hands in the air,
I got patron in my cup
and I don’t give a fuck
the baddest bitch in the club right here.
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In German-occupied France in 1941, Colonel Hans Landa of the SS and SD, nicknamed “The Jew Hunter”, has the Jewish Dreyfus family killed, with the exception of teenage Shosanna, whom Landa allows to escape. In the United States, 1st Lieutenant Aldo Raine recruits a team of eight Jewish-American soldiers to parachute into France as civilians prior to the Normandy landings. Their mission is to cause panic and havoc within the Third Reich by savagely killing as many German servicemen as possible, including a “take no prisoners” attitude and scalping their victims. “The Basterds”, as they come to be known, develop a modus operandi involving leaving one soldier alive to spread news of the terror of their attacks; Raine carves a Nazi Swastika into at least one of these survivors with a Bowie knife so that he will be universally identifiable as a Nazi after the war.
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